A Very Little Naughty Badger Snack

Blame Game of Thrones... it has turned this little guy my most bizarre celebrity crush ever. 

I don't know if it's him or the character he plays or my recent inability to STOP reading George R.R. Martin's incredible Game of Thrones book series (I'm dragging my feet on this last one, knowing that it could be years to wait for the 6th of 7 books to be published-- but screamed through the first 4,000+ pages of the other books in just over a month). At any rate. This is my new cougar snack. Lite.

So anyway, what with my new found midgie mania, I couldn't help but click on this link when I saw it (plus, it involved Gordon Ramsey, who quite clearly is a potty-mouthed soul brother of mine). (thanks, MickG!).

Go on. I'll wait.

Come back when you're done so we can ask some pertinent questions.

 

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WTF?!?!?! Dwarf Porn Actor Found Dead in a BADGER'S DEN?!?!

At first I thought "badger's den" must be a hipster euphemism that I'm just too old to get. And then I read the story and it turns out-- he was found in an actual fucking badger's den!! WHAT?!?

And they aren't ruling out suicide? Really? It's possible that of all the places this PORN STAR would choose to off himself would be in a badger's den?!? How would you even do it there?!  Or did he wait for the badger to come home, find him and offer himself up to be eaten by  the nasty mean little thing? Suicide by badger?! That's a new one.

Let's say it wasn't a suicide. Give the guy the benefit of the doubt. As sad as one must be to not only be a porn star, but one that looks like Gordon Ramsey (!), let's say that he wasn't so depressed as to off himself with an angry, overstuffed weasel and was looking forward to, at the very least, his next fluffing session. That means that this thing went out and got him! AAAGGGHHH!!! Scary, man-eating badgers on the loose!

Hide yo children! Hide yo wife! Hide yo husbands! (Especially if they're small.)

As if dwarves didn't have ENOUGH shit to deal with -- now they gotta worry about badgers, too?!? 

Comments

[dv]

I'm speechless!

[mArNiAc]

Badgers? We don't need no stinking Badgers!

Seriously though...they're pretty strong. If he passed out drunk near the badger den, they *could* have dragged him in for a small snack.