But my bras are in serious danger of a scorching after this.
Below, find my first foray into video blogging, er, vlogging. Enjoy!
OH MY GAWWWD!
I could go on and on about all the special treats this Times-Call letter gifted me, but sadly, if I can gnaw this chain off and get away from the stove I have to get Trey to Pre-K.
Oh, and could this make me feel any worse as a mom? I'm half-drowning trying to keep up with what I'm supposed to do as it is, and now this? A super mom who not only bakes and gardens and all that, but actually means GRINDING FUCKING WHEAT BERRIES when she says "make it from scratch"!??! Holy hell! I need to give up the race. I'm never, ever, ever going to be able to keep up with these alpha moms.
Grind up dingle berries? What the hell is wrong with that woman? If her caterpillars knew what she was feeding them, they'd lose their fuc... oh wait you said wheat berries. Er, uh let me know how that goes! I'll be waiting for part two of this vlog.
Posted by: Anne Wofford | September 21, 2011 at 11:53 AM
Words, words, words... pretty ear candy... huh, cooking for my husband? Nope, don't think so... yummm, sparkles on those earrings.... can't stop staring at the earrings! How I miss you so much!!! oxox
Posted by: dv | September 21, 2011 at 03:06 PM
Hahahaha! Awesome letter, and so much better read outloud by you! Thanks for vlogging and giving me a good laugh. :)
Posted by: Ashley | September 21, 2011 at 04:59 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAAA! Love the child-minding interlude there. Kinda put the cap on the whole thing for me. I'm surprised she isn't from Boulder though.
Posted by: Julie | September 26, 2011 at 09:17 AM